Who says science jokes are not funny? Below you can see some of the best Geography jokes we know, along with short explanations to the more obscure of them.
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"How did the geography student drown?"
"His grades were below C-level."
Grades in some countries are marked with letters - A, B, C, etc. "C-level" is a word play with "sea level".
"Where do all pencils come from?"
Transylvania in Romania is supposedly the place where all vampires come from.
A giant destroyed 3 countries the other day. He picked up Turkey, dipped it in Greece, and then fried it in Japan.
The joke sounds like "A giant destroyed 3 countries the other day. He picked up a turkey, dipped it in grease, and then fried it in a pan."
"What is smarter - longitude or latitude?"
"Longitude - it has 360 degrees."
Latitude has 180 degrees in total, longitude has 360.
"Why do paper maps never win poker tournaments?"
"Because they always fold."
In poker folding is forfeiting the current hand.
"What do fish and maps have in common?"
"They both have scales."
"What is round on the ends and high in the middle?"
O-hi-o is a state in the US.
"Where is it 90 degrees, but it is never hot?"
"The North and the South pole."
The North and South poles are located on +90 and -90 degrees latitude.
"What did Delaware?"
"A New Jersey."
Delaware and New Jersey are US states. The joke sounds like "What Dela wear? A new jersey."
"What do you call the little rivers which flow into the Nile?"
"What sort of pudding roams wild in the Arctic circle?"
Moose (sounds like the desert mousse) can be seen in the arctic circle.
"What did the sea say to the shore?"
"Nothing, it just waved."
"Where do fish keep their money?"
River bank is the land alongside the bed of a river.
"What do you call a country that looks like one thigh?"
Taiwan sounds like "thigh-one".
"What do you call a stoner's wife?"
The river Mississippi sounds like "Mrs Hippy".
"What city always cheats at exams?"
Peking, the capital of China, sounds like "peeking".
"Which is the pirates' favorite country?"
"Aaarrrgghh!" is a famous pirate's exclamation.
"Why does the boogey man know all the map symbols?"
"Because he is a legend."
The legend on the map describes the meanings of all symbols.